XD I laugh... There have been so many mess ups on my part it's hard to keep up even if I'm stoic.
I would have to say, my most embarrassing moment to date was when I was at an opera concert. Before my perfomance I had eaten this onion burger and my breath was horrible, and if you're a singer, that can be a bad thing. So to remedy this I chewed some eclipse gum and forgot it was in my mouth (nervousness) and went on stage with it in my mouth. v.V. Normally I would never do such a foolish thing, and I didn't realise my error until I was centered! XD So... I spit it out in my hand making it look like I coughed. For the rest of the song I had this small wad of gum in my hand and I had to do some body motions while the aria was being sung.
That was the most embarrassing moment I believe, even if most of the audience didn't see the gum, it was the bloody fact that I went on stage with gum in my mouth!
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me, 1999: *clings to Super Nintendo* No! I refuse to change! You go and have fun on your own systems with planned obseletion dates!
2006: XD *points and laughs at a flaming X-Box just two months old.* The Super Nintendo pwns all d*mn you!